简短的幼儿英语小故事篇——通用23篇
简短的幼儿英语小故事(通用23篇)
在现实认知观的基础上,对其描写成非常态性现象。是文学体裁的一种,侧重于事件发展过程的描述。强调情节的生动性和连贯性,较适于口头讲述。已经发生事。或者想象故事。故事一般都和原始人类的生产生活有密切关系,他们迫切地希望认识自然,于是便以自身为依据,想象天地万物都像人一样,有着生命和意志。你知道什么样的故事吗?下面是小编为大家整理的简短的幼儿英语小故事,仅供参考,大家一起来看看吧。
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简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇1
There are all kinds of animals in the sea. Look! They are coming. This is an octopus. The octopus is spraying ink. This is a shark. The shark has sharp teeth. This is a whale. The whale shoots water into the air. This is a sea turtle. The sea turtle has a hard shell. These are starfishes. The starfishes have five legs.
These are angelfishes. The angelfishes have beautiful colors. This is a lobster. The lobster has strong claws. This is a jellyfish. The jellyfish has a soft body. They are different. But all of them live in the sea.
在海洋里有各种各样的动物。 看!他们过来了。 这时一条章鱼,章鱼在喷墨。 这是一条鲨鱼,鲨鱼有锐利的牙齿。 这是一只鲸鱼,鲸把水喷射到空中。 这时一直海龟,海龟有坚硬的壳。 这些是海星,海星有五条腿。 这些是扁蛟鱼,扁姣鱼有美丽的花纹。
这是一只龙虾,龙虾有强壮的爪子。 这是一个水母,水母有一个柔软的身体。 他们各不相同,但他们都居住在海洋里。
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇2
The horse of Confucius’s chariot escaped to the farmer’s field and ate the crop during the rest time. The farmer kept the horse in custody.
The eloquent Zi Gong went to argue with the farmer, but out of his expectation, the farmer would not listen to him.
At that time another farmer who had just come to study under Confucius came over and said to the former farmer, “You don’t cultivate land by the east sea, and I don’t farm by the west sea. Since we are so close to each other, it is impossible to prevent my horse from eating your crop.”
Hearing this, the former farmer became delighted, and said to the second farmer, “What you said is quite right, making much more sense than the person person before you!” So he gave the horse to him right away.
给孔子驾车的马趁人不注意,在休息的时候,跑到田里吃了农民的"庄稼,结果被农民扣住不放。
能言善辩的子贡跑去说了一大通,却不料那农民根本不予理睬。
有个刚来跟孔子学习的乡下人走来对农民说:“你不在东海边种地,我也不在西海边耕田,我们相距这么近,我的马怎么可能不吃你的庄稼呢?”
农民听了这话很高兴,英语小故事对他说,“你这话说得好极了,比刚才那人要强得多!”当下将马交给了他。
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇3
"I had another bad dream," she told her fiancé. "It was about you again. You and your ex-girlfriend were kissing. I yelled at you to stop it. You looked right at me, and then you laughed at me! She laughed, too. Then you both went back to kissing. I tried not to watch, but when I covered my eyes, something pulled my hands away. I tried to leave, but my feet were glued to the ground. Finally, I woke up. Of course, it was very difficult to get back to sleep.
"I had to drive home from Las Vegas this morning. It"s a wonder I didn"t crash 50 times. Instead of seeing traffic in front of me, all I saw was you and her. I can"t take any more dreams like this. We"re going to have to break up. We can be friends, but just friends. That way, I won"t be jealous anymore, and I won"t have these bad dreams anymore."
"Why didn"t you call me up and tell me about your dream?" he asked. "They say that the more you talk about bad dreams, the sooner you"ll stop having them."
She disagreed. She thought that the only solution was to break up and be just friends. She loved him, but these dreams had become so frequent that she was actually afraid to go to sleep. She was losing weight and having stomachaches from the stress.
He didn"t know what to do. He wanted her to have pleasant dreams. He wanted her to have a life without stress. He wanted her to be his wife. This was it, she repeated; if she had just one more bad dream, they were through. He squeezed her hand, but said nothing.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇4
Once there was a boy who lived on a farm. Every day he had to take his father’s sheep to a hill. One day he tried to play a trick on the other people. He said to himself. I will call “wolf. wolf.” then everyone come to help me. It will be fun when they find out there is no wolf after all. So he cried: “wolf .wolf.” and everyone ran to help him. When they came he just said: “there is no wolf. It was only a joke.” He did this three times.
Then one day a wolf really came. “Help! Help! The wolf is here.” called the boy. But everyone said: “No you know that there is no wolf. He is just calling us for fun. There is no danger.” So they did not go to help the boy. The wolf killed all the sheep then.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇5
During the Spring and Autumn Period (770-476 BC), there were two famous senior officials in the State of Yue. Gou Jian, the King of Yue, ignored the advice of Fan Li and blindly launched an attack against the neighboring State of Wu. As a result, he suffered a disastrous defeat. The King of Wu caught him and had him as a slave. Fan Li persuaded him to endure humiliation, pretend to surrender and wait for an opportunity to avenge. Also, Wen Zhong paid many visits to the State of Wu, trying to help restore Gou"s confidence. Years later, Gou was set free. With the help of Fan and Wen, the State of Yue rapidly rehabilitated and later annexed the Wu.
As they had made so much contribution, both Fan and Wen were awarded great riches. Gou Jian even offered half of the state to Fan. However, knowing Gou too well, Fan rejected and decided to live in seclusion. As a hermit, Fan wrote to his friend Wen. In his letter, Fan said, “When all the flying birds have been shot down, the good bow is put away; when all the hares have been bagged, the hounds are killed for food. I suggest you withdraw to avoid disaster.” Taking his advice, Wen pretended to be ill and stopped attending imperial court meetings. But it was too late. Gou Jian believed the slanderous gossip about Wen and ordered Wen to kill himself.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇6
Once upon a time a psychology professor walked around on a stage while teaching stress management principles to an auditorium filled with students.
As she raised a glass of water, with a smile on her face, the professor asked, “How heavy is this glass of water I’m holding?”
Students shouted out answers ranging from eight ounces to a couple pounds.
She replied, “From my perspective, the absolute weight of this glass doesn’t matter. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it feels to me.”
As the class shook their heads in agreement, she continued, “Your stresses and worries in life are very much like this glass of water.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses and worries. No matter what happens during the day, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇7
During the Eastern Han Dynasty (25-220AD), there was a man called Yue Yangzi. Encouraged by his wife, he left home to visit scholars and enrich his knowledge.
A year later, he came back home suddenly.
“Why have you returned?” asked his wife in surprise, “You"ve only spent one year studying with scholars.”
“I come back because I missed you very much,” Yue Yangzi replied.
Without saying anything, his wife took a pair of scissors and went to the loom at which she had worked. Pointing at the half-done brocade, she proclaimed, “This brocade is woven from the finest silk. I wove one strand after another to produce the brocade. Now if I cut it, all my previous work will be wasted. It"s the same with your studies. Now, you"ve stopped halfway. Isn"t it the same as cutting the brocade on the loom?”
Deeply moved by what she said, Yue Yangzi again left home to continue his studies.
Several years later, he finished his studies and became a learned man.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇8
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here."
The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."
He asked, "Why?" The man answered , "Because,according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider."
The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married my brother—in—law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?"
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇9
One evening in December, the wind whistling blowing, the white snow covering the entire piece pine.
After dinner, my mother squirrel receive the tray in the kitchen, the small squirrel to bed, give him cover the quilt, he said softly: "Baby, go to sleep!"
Sleep little squirrel. "I could not sleep." Squirrel wink.
"We want to sleep a long sleep, until the weather became warmer." Squirrel mother stroking a small squirrel.
"I can not sleep." Squirrel tail shaking.
Squirrel father lift a small wooden table will block the portal, lifting a small wooden chair on the table, and the chair put a thick book. Then, he was lying on the right side of squirrels, he said: "! Good boy, and quickly to sleep."
At this time, lying on the left side of the squirrel mother gave a small squirrel sweet goodnight kiss.
Soon, squirrel mom and dad fell asleep. Squirrel secretly get up, go under the bed, playing for a while "Box" of beer caps, glass beads, colored eggs and a variety of good-looking Nutshell.
He got into the cupboard, opened the old mother earlier on large sealed jars, crashed - numerous pieces scattered over the ground hazelnuts.
"Wow, my favorite!" Squirrels cheered.
"There is no table how the line!" He walked to the back door, throw away the book, put down the chair, push the table to its original position. Then he removed the plates from the cupboard, pour chocolate sauce, happily eating.
But soon, little squirrel accidentally dirty dishes, and dirty table, also made himself dirty; he went to wash their hands the basin edge, wet the floor; he took a mop to clean up my mom, but on the ground leaving a string of dirty footprints.
"Hate!" Little squirrel to see their own feet, to climb the window, hung upside down on the curtain, casually wiping foot.
So the little squirrel brazenly play again. Him on the clothesline "tightrope" in the smoke pipe in "drill tunnel" jump "trampoline" on the couch, playying "slippery slide" on the stair railing, when he was holding the chandelier on the ceiling "swing" when, one by one yawn, how he could not open the eyes.
"Boom -" Little squirrel fell from the ceiling.
Fortunately, he just fell on the bed, dropped the squirrel between father and mother.
"...... I can not sleep." Squirrel called long yawn, closed his eyes.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇10
Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.
The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.
Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium, the stage collapsed. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.
The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed other male dogs.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇11
As long as fill the stomach, the animals are not afraid of anything. Eat a meal, can make them warm. Subcutaneous fat fat, is the warm down jacket. Even if the cold can penetrate fur and feathers, also absolutely can"t get through the thick layer of fat under the skin.
If food is abundant, the winter is absolutely can"t be afraid. But, where is the winter food? Where to find?
The Wolf and fox in the woods shot to shot, but very quiet in the woods, some animals and birds, had to shelter for the winter, others fly to other places.
During the day, only a crow flying in the woods; Night, the sable 暤 (hao) kept flying in the air, they are trying to look for food. But couldn"t find anything!
The day of the forest can"t! Hungry! Hungry as hell!
Mr Watt tip: tells the story of children, in the winter, the animals lack of food, can only rely on their thick fur and the accumulation of body fat to resist the cold winter, they are so hungry!
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇12
It was time for a haircut. Lenny didn’t even have to look in the mirror. Even though he was going bald, he knew that he needed to cut his hair every two weeks.
He had a "tongue" of hair on the top of his head. His hair was thinning at the crown. He still had plenty of hair on the sides and back. It was what they call "salt and pepper," a mixture of gray hair and dark brown hair. It was only a few years, he figured, until the salt and pepper became just salt.
He never let his hair grow for more than two weeks. The longer it got, the worse it looked, he thought.
He spread a newspaper over the bathroom sink so that no hair went down the drain. He plugged in the clippers and started cutting his hair. He started at the back of his head, went to the sides, and finished on the top. Every minute or so, he had to clean the hair out of the blades with an old toothbrush.
Finished, he picked up a hand mirror to check out the back of his head. Everything looked okay. He carried the newspaper back out to the kitchen and shook the hair clippings into the trash can.
Then he took a shower.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇13
Tourists from around the world visit Hollywood. Buses take them past the Hollywood sign. At Grauman"s Chinese Theater, they press their hands into the imprints of movie stars who long ago pressed their hands into wet cement. Tourists pause at the gold stars in the sidewalks with the movie stars" names on them.
Buses drive past movie stars" houses. Tourists hope to see a star chatting with friends or tanning by the pool. Unfortunately, most of the houses are behind high hedges or down long winding driveways; tourists are lucky to even see a chimney.
And finally, tourists take pictures everywhere and with everyone. A popular picture opportunity in Hollywood is with movie characters like Chewbacca from "Star Wars."
However, Chewbacca might not be so popular anymore. Last week, outside Grauman"s, Chewbacca gave two young female tourists a hard time. He kept trying to hug them as they took pictures of each other. The tour bus driver yelled at Chewbacca to leave the ladies alone. Chewbacca took off his headpiece, walked over to the driver, and head-butted him. The driver fell to the sidewalk. Someone called 911, and the cops came and arrested Chewbacca.
Chewbacca was not apologetic. "Women come to America looking for Prince Charming, and here I am!" he shouted to all.
"I hope they leave him in jail," said a tourist, who saw the whole incident. "That guy"s an idiot."
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇14
There is a small cat in the forest, who loves to eat only the same thing - snack. The cat is getting thinner and thinner, and it seems like a gust of wind to scrape him away. All the children don"t play with him, because he is too thin, a bit of a run on the sick, the wind fell down, and the kids are misunderstanding.
One day, a strong wind came and the cat was blown away. He was scraped to a gourmet restaurant. The waiter saw him lean and let him eat a red braised fish. It was really delicious. The cat had eaten the whole fish. He had never eaten that much. Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and the kitten returned home. The kitten assured her mother, from now on, never to eat any snacks, and the mother of the cat was gratified.
The kittens no longer eat snacks, slowly fat, and the children are willing to play with the kittens.
森林里有一只爱挑食的小猫,他爱吃的只有一样东西——零食。小猫越来越瘦,现在好像一阵风就能把他刮走。小朋友们都不跟他玩,因为他实在太瘦了,稍微一跑就生病,一刮风就摔倒,害的小朋友们被误会。
有一天,刮来一阵大风,小猫被刮跑了,他被刮到一个美食餐厅,服务生看他瘦巴巴的,就让他吃了一口红烧鱼,真的是太美味了,小猫把整条鱼都吃了,他从来都没有吃过那么饱。突然,又刮来一阵风,小猫又回到了家,小猫向妈妈保证,从今以后,永远不再吃零食了,猫妈妈欣慰的笑了。
小猫不再吃零食了,慢慢的变胖了,小朋友们也愿意和小猫玩了。
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇15
Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food.
One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their common enemy. Some said this, and some said that.
At last a young mouse got up, and said that he had a good idea.
"We could tie a bell around the neck of the cat. Then when he comes near, we can hear the sound of the bell, and run away."
Everyone approved of this proposal, but an old wise mouse got up and said, "That is all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but nobody spoke.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇16
A man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog。 He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house。 When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he always gives the house—dog some meat。 The hound feels very angry。 He says unhappily to the housedog, “Where I work very hard outside, you share my food。” “Don’t blame me, my friend。 You should blame the master。 He doesn’t teach me to hurt, but to share other’s food,” the housedog answers。
Don’t blame children for the mistakes of their parent
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇17
The Butterfly arrived at the place filled with apple tree flowers. "Tomorrow, the apple tree flower will fade along with the wind even if she is blooming today." The apple tree flower wasn"t good enough to be the butterfly"s bride, either.
后来,蝴蝶飞到苹果树花下。“虽然她今天花开的很鲜艳,但是了明天大风一来她就会随风凋落的,”苹果树花也不过完美成为蝴蝶的新娘。
There was a pea flower. "Wow, she is very splendid!" Pea flowers were in elegant bloom with red and white colors. The Butterfly liked the pea flower because she was neither too lonely nor too dazzling.
他又发现了一颗豌豆花。“哇,她真好看!”红白相间的豌豆花优雅地盛开着。蝴蝶喜欢豌豆花,因为她既不是太孤单,也不是太耀眼。
"Hi, Miss Pea flower?" Butterfly flew closer to her to ask to be his bride. Then, he caught sight of a messy flower hanging on a leaf with a withered bean chaff. He ran away in a hurry after seeing that.
“嗨,豌豆花小姐?”蝴蝶飞近了想要让她做自己的新娘。然后,一片杂乱的已经枯萎、结豆了的豌豆花映入他的眼帘。看到这幅情景他匆忙飞走了。
In this way, spring and summer passed. But the butterfly still could not find his bride. Autumn came. One day Butterfly smelled a strong scent while he was flying. There was a peppermint in the field.
就这样,春天和夏天都过去了。但蝴蝶还是没有找到他的新娘。秋天很快到来了。有一天,当他在悠闲地飞舞时时,闻到了一股浓烈的香味。原来田间种着薄荷。
"That"s great. Even though peppermint does not have any flowers, her leaves have a very strong scent. Peppermint"s leaves are the same as flowers. I will make her my bride." Butterfly flew next to the peppermint and asked, "Miss Peppermint, would you please be my bride?"
“太好了。虽然薄荷没有花叶,但她气味芳香。薄荷的叶子就像花儿一样漂亮。我要让她做我的新娘。”蝴蝶飞到薄荷旁边问,“薄荷小姐,你愿意做我的新娘吗?”
Then the peppermint said, "Mr. Butterfly, it is autumn now. You and I are too old. Don"t tell me about "being your bride" any more." In the end, Butterfly could not find any bride.
薄荷回答:“蝴蝶先生,现在已经是秋天了。你和我都太老了。不要再跟我提“做你新娘”之类的话了。”就这样到了最后,蝴蝶也没找到自己的新娘。
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇18
This traffic report is sponsored by Cerritos Auto Square. More people buy their car from Cerritos Auto Square than anywhere else in the world. KFWB news time, 8:01, with traffic on the ones. A cleanup is still underway from a SigAlert in Commerce, northbound at Washington Boulevard. The right lane is closed, and also the Washington onramp is closed. They"re mopping up from an earlier diesel fuel spill.
We have several other problems out there right now. In Pasadena, some wooden boxes are in the #1 lane on the eastbound 210 at Lake. Be on the lookout, because the faster you"re going, the quicker you"ll come up on them. Eastbound 60 in Santa Fe Springs, just before Grand Ave., there"s an accident. A couple of cars in the #2 lane. Then in Pacoima, 118 westbound after San Fernando Road, an injury accident. A car went over the side. It"s partly hanging over the side of the freeway. CHP and emergency crews are both on the way, so watch for activity on the right shoulder.
In Vernon, 710 northbound before Bandini, watch for a broken-down car on the right shoulder. It"s partly sticking into the right lane. A tow truck is en route. Finally, on the westbound 10 before Fairfax, there"s a roll of carpet, a ladder, and a lawn mower in the #3 and #4 lanes.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇19
A man enters abakerywith aloafof bread,"I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad."
一个男人拿着一条面包走进面包店:“这面包是在你这儿买的,味道很糟糕。”
"What!"exclaimedthebaker."I’ve beenbakingbread for 25 years! "
面包师叫了起来,“我的面包已经烤25年了。”
The man replies,"You should havesoldit right away!"
男人回答说:“那你不应该留到现在才卖呀。”
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇20
An old woman had a cat。 The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old。 One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse。 But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it。
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse。 She began to hit the cat。 The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant。 I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old。 Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young。"
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇21
Jay was born to ride. Just after learning to walk, he got his first tricycle. A year later he was on a bicycle with training wheels. At the age of five he was a skilled bicyclist, able to jump off ramps and fly through the air. His father made sure he did everything safely. Jay wore a helmet, a chest pad, elbow pads, and knee pads. He fell a lot, but he was never hurt badly.
He got his first motorcycle when he was seven. His father put the motorcycle in the back of his pickup and drove Jay out to the desert almost every weekend. Jay became a skilled rider. He entered motocross races all over the county. By the time he was 15, he had won 30 races. His future looked bright.
When he was 17, Jay took his girlfriend out for a ride on his motorcycle. A truck ran a red light, and Jay and his girlfriend crashed into the side of the truck. Jay went into the hospital for three months. His girlfriend died immediately.
Jay didn’t ride a motorcycle again for 10 years. Then one weekend he bought a used Kawasaki. He took it out for a test run at dusk. It felt good to ride again. He got it up to 110 miles an hour on the local freeways. A highway patrol car chased him for about ten minutes, but he finally lost it in the freeway traffic and the dark. When he got home, he was excited. That was fun, he thought.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇22
Myra told Myron that they shouldn’t see each other for a while. Her doctor had suggested that she take a short vacation from her job and a long vacation from Myron.
"What did you tell him about me?" Myron asked.
She told her doctor that she had dreams about Myron leaving her. She sometimes dreamed that he pushed her out of his car in the middle of nowhere. She would be crying on the side of the road in the middle of the night, cold and scared, as the taillights disappeared.
"What kind of dream is that?" Myron"s voice was loud. “Do you think I would ever do that to you?" She said that she didn’t know.
"You don’t know?! Of course I wouldn’t do that to you! I love you!"
Myra asked Myron to lower his voice. She no longer believed that he loved her. One day, feeling low and insecure, she had told Myron that it would be nice to get away for the weekend. Perhaps they could go to a quiet resort in the mountains. He told her that he was playing golf that Saturday. Maybe they could go to a resort another time. She was astounded.
"I needed you that weekend. Instead, you preferred to play golf. Now there is a shadow on my heart that nothing can remove," she told him sadly.
简短的幼儿英语小故事 篇23
The Buick wouldn’t start. Considering it was 15 years old, this shouldn’t have been a surprise. But, the battery wasn’t that old. It was a Die Hard, sold by Sears. Gerard had bought it six years ago, but it was a 100-month battery. It was fully guaranteed for the first 12 months, and then pro-rated after that.
Gerard called Sears. The service rep told him he would probably get “$10 to $40” credit toward a new battery. Gerard wondered how there could be such a $30 range, but he didn’t bother to ask. If the problem was electrical, he asked the service rep, what would Sears fix? The rep said Sears only replaced alternators and starters; if the electrical problem involved something else, Gerard would have to take it to the dealer.
Gerard went out to pull the battery out of his car so he could recharge it overnight. Then he could hook the battery up the next day and use a meter to see if the electrical system was working properly. He opened the hood. He looked. He looked some more. Where was the battery?! Had someone stolen it?
He opened the manual. The manual said nothing about the location of the battery. He called up his friend Bryan. Bryan told him that he was looking in the wrong place; the battery was under the rear seat. Gerard scoffed. “Nobody puts a battery under the rear seat—except Volkswagen,” he told Bryan.
“Well, it’s got to be somewhere if it’s not under the hood,” Bryan replied. Gerard went back out to the Buick and lifted up the rear seat. He found a few coins, some real old chewing gum, a paperback novel, and a watch battery—but no car battery.
Enough was enough. Gerard called AAA’s emergency road service. Before the tow truck driver towed the Buick to Sears, Gerard asked him if he knew where the battery was. “Oh, sure,” he said. “It’s under the hood, but you’d never know it because it’s completely hidden by the big, white plastic windshield washer reservoir.”